Fuck today.
Come on! There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up, yet.
(Source: pooptologist)
(Source: bablrs)
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
See if i don’t do this to a client tomorrow.
- jay z - big pimpin (remix)

whatever, its a 90s summer
i’m going to drop the summer mixtape soon, heres the first track
(Source: psychoducks)
Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]
even obama is done with taylor’s shit
i’m a republican and that was a solid joke
dam breh
lol
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Hardmode:
- Is it the Australian night bloggers
The new nerve wrecking
- Did I or did I not press anon
- Are they mad or just too busy to reply
Also Commonly Used:
- is this a fic yet or
(Source: prohibiti0n)
who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you
(Source: templ3)
- Gossip Folks (feat. Ludacris)

Under Construction
Gossip Folks (feat. Ludacris) - Missy Elliott
Star Trek Parallels
(Source: madness-and-gods)





