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animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU THINK I GIVE A SLIPPERY SHIT ABOUT...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:36:45 -0500

YOU THINK I GIVE A SLIPPERY SHIT ABOUT ‘TODAY’S YOUTH’? RUNNIN’ AROUND WITH THEIR SPACE BEEPERS, GOOGLING EACH OTHER OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY DO?

BUNCH OF PISH. BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE ZIMA XXX OR PISSED OFF BIRDS OR ANY OF THAT CRAP. I SWAM UPSTREAM, BOTH WAYS, JUST TO GO TO WORK FOR NINE HOURS. NOW THEY JUST SIT AT HOME AND BLOG ABOUT HOW HARD THEY GOT IT. ONLY THING HARD ABOUT LIVING IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS SITTING THROUGH FIVE MINUTES OF THAT GARBAGE THEY CALL MUSIC.

“GRANDPA, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW LADY GOGGLES SONG?”

“GRANDPA, DO YOU LIKE NANCY MINAJ?”

IT’S ALL JUST NOISE. HORRIBLE NOISE.

crustpunkslamdunk: majortvjunkie: genetic engineering is...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:27:56 -0500

crustpunkslamdunk:

majortvjunkie:

genetic engineering is destroying strawberries

wait a dang minute

i-punched-a-werewolf: flyawaymax: wheatleylaboratories: obsess...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:27:29 -0500

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

paranoiainbloom: rivier: thbrogan: andthebluestblue: #this...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:22:09 -0500

paranoiainbloom:

rivier:

thbrogan:

andthebluestblue:

#this is the cleverest fucking commentary on moffat i have ever seen

This belongs on every blog.

I want this reblogged, retweeted and absolutely refuckingeverythinged everywhere

Tennant should just walk in, say that, and leave.

artclasshero: insect-ligaments: Tyrion isn’t here for any of...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:18:59 -0500

artclasshero:

insect-ligaments:

Tyrion isn’t here for any of his shit, man.

The last gifset is the realest shit anyone’s ever said next to “Everybody sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head”

the-absolute-best-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:52:15 -0500

the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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theparishofspacedust: gnarlyaf: theroyaltenenbears: “I...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:50:32 -0500

theparishofspacedust:

gnarlyaf:

theroyaltenenbears:

“I knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction would pay off for me one day.”

Bahahahahahahahahaha

What I learned today:

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:10:03 -0500

How to say “Fuck It”.

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:00:56 -0500

sheercompulsion: June 12, 2013: A Bruins fan in the UC after...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:53:47 -0500

sheercompulsion:

_{June 12, 2013: A Bruins fan in the UC after Dave Bolland scored his goal in Game 1 of the SCF}

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:53:21 -0500

Red Sox show support for the Bruins.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:21:31 -0500

Red Sox show support for the Bruins.

I REALLY WISH I KNEW WHAT THE BRUINS ARE TRYING TO DO RIGHT NOW IF THEY’RE TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:15:53 -0500

I REALLY WISH I KNEW WHAT THE BRUINS ARE TRYING TO DO RIGHT NOW IF THEY’RE TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK THEY’RE DOING FUCKIN GREAT.
O.0

whythefuckareyouromeo: wtfshiroko: Radioactive (Music Box...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:16:16 -0500

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

[TW: ABUSE] I don’t mean to dishonor the other stories here....

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:14:11 -0500

[TW: ABUSE]

I don’t mean to dishonor the other stories here. But there is one I wanted to add.

A good portion of my pro-bono work is defending abused children. It’s a cause close to my heart. In the course of my work I met a man who was an adult survivor. You wouldn’t have known it looking at him. He was this gigantic Polynesian guy. Wild curly hair. I think of him every time I see Khal Drogo on GoT. He was counseling some of the little kids, and doing a fantastic job of it.

I visited his home to get his opinion on something and I noticed a little toy on his desk. It was Trolley. Naturally curious, I asked him about it.

This is what he told me:

“The most dangerous time for me was in the afternoon when my mother got tired and irritable. Like clockwork. Now, she liked to beat me in discreet places so my father wouldn’t see the bruises. That particular day she went for the legs. Not uncommon for her. I was knocked down and couldn’t get back up. Also not uncommon. She gave me one last kick, the one I had come to learn meant ‘I’m done now’. Then she left me there upstairs, face in the carpet, alone. I tried to get up, but couldn’t. So I dragged myself, arm over arm, to the television, climbed up the tv cabinet and turned on the tv.

“And there was Mr. Rogers. It was the end of the show and he was having a quiet, calm conversation with those hundreds of kids. In that moment, he seemed to look me in the eye when he said ‘And I like you just for being you’. In that moment, it was like he was reaching across time and space to say these words to me when I needed them most.

“It was like the hand of god, if you’re into that kind of thing. It hit me in the soul. I was a miserable little kid. I was sure I was a horrible person. I was sure I deserved every last moment of abuse, every blow, every bad name. I was sure I earned it, sure I didn’t deserve better. I *knew* all of these things … until that moment. If this man, who I hadn’t even met, liked me just for being me, then I couldn’t be all bad. Then maybe someone could love me, even if it wasn’t my mom.

“It gave me hope. If that nice man liked me, then I wasn’t a monster. I was worth fighting for. From that day on, his words were like a secret fortress in my heart. No matter how broken I was, no matter how much it hurt or what was done to me, I could remember his words, get back on my feet, and go on for another day.

“That’s why I keep Trolley there. To remind me that, no matter how terrible things look, someone who had never met me liked me just for being me, and that makes even the worst day worth it to me. I know how stupid it sounds, but Mr. Rogers saved my life.”

The next time I saw him, he was talking to one of my little clients. When they were done with their session, he helped her out of her chair, took both of her hands, looked her in the eyes and said: “And remember, I like you just for being you.”

That, to me, is Mr. Rogers’ most powerful legacy. All of the little lives he changed and made better with simple and sincere words of love and kindness.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:55:58 -0500

The GoT Show moment I decided I liked the TV version of Asha.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:52:41 -0500

The GoT Show moment I decided I liked the TV version of Asha.

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